New maid
发表时间: 08-8-25
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning she comments how lovely it looks. The new maid pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there." That night, Mrs
标签: New,maid

Blonde Detectives
发表时间: 08-8-25
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the 3 of them and said, "So ya'll want to be a cop, eh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and p
标签: Blonde,Detectives

Trailer trash
发表时间: 08-8-25
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People." You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!" Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare. You lit a match in the bat
标签: Trailer,trash